Friday, April 13, 2007

Pledge of the Cute Girl Sisterhood

Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below....

As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh , intact and chip-free.I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial ; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr.Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, lowprice of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle. (this does NOT apply to Crocs!!)

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they are actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $35 and worth EVERY penny).

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.

Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Sad and pathetic

I stole this from another blog...

It’s been alleged that if you’ve seen over 85 movies you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own blog, paste it in and put x’s by the ones that you have seen. Add them up, figure out whether you’ve got a life or not, and post it.

My count is 164 :( And I think I've seen more of these but I don't remember the names.


(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x)Grease
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( )Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( X)Neverending Story
( )Blazing Saddles
(X) Airplane
(X) The Princess Bride
(X) AnchorMan
(X) Napoleon Dynamite
( X)Labyrinth
(X ) Saw
( X) Saw II
( )White Noise
( X) White Oleander
(X )Anger Management
( X)50 First Dates
(X) The Princess Diaries
( X) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( X)Scream
( X) Scream 2
( X) Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
( X) Scary Movie 2
( X) Scary Movie 3
( X) Scary Movie 4
(X ) American Pie
(X ) American Pie 2
(X ) American Wedding
(X ) American Pie Band Camp
(X) Harry Potter 1
(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
( X) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(X) The Wedding Singer
(X ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(X) Lilo & Stitch
(X) Finding Nemo
(X ) Finding Neverland
(X) Signs
(X) The Grinch (I'm assuming this is the Jim Carrey one)
( X) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(X ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(X) White Chicks
(X ) Butterfly Effect
(X )13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
( ) Robots
( X) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(X) Universal Soldier
(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( X) Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( X) Never Been Kissed
( X) Meet The Parents
(X ) Meet the Fockers
(X ) Eight Crazy Nights
( X) Joe Dirt
(X) King Kong
() A Cinderella Story
(X) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(X ) Dumb & Dumber
(X ) Dumber & Dumberer
(X ) Final Destination
(X ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(X ) Halloween
(X) The Ring
( X) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
() Flubber
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(X) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(X) Ghost Ship
(X ) From Hell
(X) Hellboy
(X ) Secret Window
(X ) I Am Sam
(X ) The Whole Nine Yards
(X) The Whole Ten Yards
(X) The Day After Tomorrow
(X ) Child’s Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( X) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( X) Nightmare on Elm Street
(X) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(X) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
(X ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
(X ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number SlevIn
(X) Ocean’s Eleven
() Ocean’s Twelve
(X) Bourne Identity
(X) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( X) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(X) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
(X) Independence Day
() Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( X) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(X) E.T.
(X ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(X) Maid in Manhattan
() War of the Worlds
(X) Rush Hour
(X) Rush Hour 2
( ) Best Bet
(X) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X ) She’s All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(X) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
(X) Ever After
(X) Wizard of Oz
(X) Forrest Gump
( X) Big Trouble in Little China
(X)The Terminator
(X) The Terminator 2
(X) The Terminator 3
(X) X-Men
(X) X-2
(X) X3
(X) Spider-Man
(X) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
(X ) Jeepers Creepers
( X) Jeepers Creepers 2
(X) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(X) Freaky Friday (The Jodi Foster one?)
() Reign of Fire
(X) The Skulls
(X) Cruel Intentions
(X ) Cruel Intentions 2
(X ) The Hot Chick
(X) Shrek
(X) Shrek 2
(X ) Swimfan
(X) Miracle on 34th street
(X) Old School
(X) The Notebook
() K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf’s Tribe
( X) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(X) The 40-year-old Virgin
(X) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(X) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(X) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(X) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(X) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(X) Base-ketball
() Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(X) Elf
(X) Highlander (“There can be only ONE!”)
(X) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(X) Monsters Inc.
(X) Titanic
(X) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(X ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(X) Hook
(X) Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
( X) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(X) Waterworld
( ) Kill Bill Vol. 1
( ) Kill Bill Vol. 2
(X ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
() Kingdom of Heaven
( X) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave(
) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( x) Army of Darkness (Shop smart Shop S Mart)
(X) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(X) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(X) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(X) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(X) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(X) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks: Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks: The Battle For Endor
(X) The Matrix
(X) The Matrix: Reloaded
(X) The Matrix: Revolutions
() Animatrix
( )Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
() Team America: World Police
(X) Red Dragon
(X) Silence of the Lambs
(X ) Hannibal

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Invitations are in the mail!!!!

FINALLY!!!! I got them all done (except for a few that I need addresses for)

My mom feels so badly b/c she has been sick and not able to help. it's ok, she didn't do it on purpose. It was a lot of work but I think they came out ok. :)



All boxed up (sorry for the blurry pic)
**picture to come later**




The invitation....

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Today was a bust

I called my mom first thing in the morning and I heard this horrible voice on the other end. She was VERY sick. She had even been throwing up over the night. it was her first time ever...poor thing. :(

Well, we were supposed to go to Andi's Baby Shower and Aidan's 1st birthday. Needless to say, we didn't make it to either. My mom was too sick and I had been with her for the past 4 days so I didn't want to infect anyone.

I spent the day (after I dropped on Andi's gift.) writing out wedding invitation envelopes. Mom was too sick and I wanted them out on monday. I don't think I'm going to make it. I started to feel crappy in the afternoon too. :(


This was the gift I made for Andi. The nursery is going to Peter Rabbit. If you knew Andi, the onesies are VERY appropriate.